GERT MANSION

Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

We don't believe in "noobs".

Hi Dan-O.

Welcome to Gert mansion. Please, feel free to add to our blithering.
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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

That whole noob thing always reminds me of the "minor niner" bullshit from high school.

Which then makes me think of getting beat up for having a funny haircut.

Which I didn't like.
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Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

Miner Niner. Holy fuck I hated that.

You know what I hated more than that? The goofs in the weight room. (Except the hip cola... I've seen photos in the yearbook of you in the weight room!!! DAMN! Gotta get my hands on a scanner!!)

YOU KNOW WHAT I loved? All the cool concerts we had. Our music scene in highschool rocked. At our highschool, we had a punk band (courtesy of Smalltooooon Mike) a Beatles idolatry group (Mr. Bastien) a Rush clone group (with egos to match)... ah...memory lane.

And remember back in Highschool when Bunny Wingman would drop by and we'd all get wasted behind the train bridge? And Dessorchichez would bring his guitar and we'd all sit around, singing songs about Tonetripper's latest run in with the cops? And then Dan-O would walk by, look over, and be all like.. man, I wanna jam too? So John Sonic would bust out his accordion, and Jack would dance...man ...those were the days.

Such fun, back in highschool. When we all hung out. Face less entities that we are...
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Gert Johnny · Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 4:42 pm Post subject:

"r??k"

"eff"

Des · Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2006 5:05 pm Post subject:

I heard Gert Johnny got a swirlie on Niner Night.

Boltoph · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 1:23 am Post subject:

If tonight was niner night, yes, indeed: 1 part out of 6 is feelin good.

Imagining Gert Johnny saying "eff" and "r??k"....i can almost hear it. Gert is pleased.
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Boltoph · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 10:21 am Post subject:

Never mind swirlies and niner nights...i "misinterpreted".

Damn Canucks Laughing

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johnsonic · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 2:08 pm Post subject:

Niner Nights - you guys are crafty... We had "Freshman Beat-On Day", every Friday 13th. Niner nights has such a better ring, but then again I did go to a voke.

It's weird, I can kinda picture how Gert J would sound. I think it would be either hi pitched, like "Hey guys, what's up?", or whichever of bevis and butthead had the smoother voice, like "Hey guys, what's up?"

Kick Ass, I rök the fuckin accordian! Like Weird Al with more soss, and rök. Actually I don't, but I'm pretty sure electric accordian through a screemin amp may sound alot like guitar. Or kazoo.
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Dan-O From Five-O · Posted: Thu Mar 02, 2006 9:24 pm Post subject:

Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

That's your first post? That? Fucking noobs.
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Gary Coleman · Doodles Joined: 02 Aug 2005 Posts: 15

Watchoo talkin' 'bout Willis?!

Dan-O From Five-O · Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2006 8:25 pm Post subject:

Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

NO NOOBS IN GERT MANSION!!!!

That's it. I'm gonna have to start fuckin with post counts.
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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

Irony! I am the Alanis Morrissette of Gert Mansion. Stick that in your sigs.

There better be a lot of Gert mansion/Skype action tonight.
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Dan-O From Five-O · Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2006 11:08 am Post subject: