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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

It occurs to me that some fucking jack-off at Tim Hortons has put sugar in my coffee. My completely reasonal response is to head on over with a baseball bat.

Comments?

The other thing is this. When I get a coffee, I also get my one son a cookie (my other son is usually at school.) I say I would like "a" coffee, and "a" cookie. They 100% of the time reply: how many cookies?

I want to simply answer them: "a". Because "a" means " one," which is why I said it. And why not ask me how many coffee? Is it because I said "a"?

Dear Tim Hortons:

Please spend less time asking me how many cookies I would like and more time not putting sugar in my coffee.

Thanks,
Smalltooooon.
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thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

the only thing that's good about dumb-asses like that is that they always make me feel like Einstein, relative intelligence-ly speaking.
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Des · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 1:42 pm Post subject:

I once upper-deck'd a Tim Hortons.

thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

you mean punched the fag in the face through the drive-thru window?

damn.
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Boltoph · Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 2:04 pm Post subject:

Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

Tim Horton's used to be good, but it suuuuukkkkkksssss cooooxxxxx now.

Big fat ones.

Frozen donuts defrosted in the microwave?? Suck me.

There's a place here in town, called Perks. Freshly prepared donuts, every day. Everything is in house, including glazes, and the cream.

hhhhmmm. Cream. Creamy. hmmm.

Yeah. Suck my perks Timmy.
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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

Coffee. That's all I want. They can shit their donuts out for all I care, cuz I don't buy them.

Coffee. Don't put any sugar in it.
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Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

i just read on CBC that they are making caffeinated donuts.

Thank fucking god for that cause all i need is to be super hyper while getting super fatter.

wunderfal.
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thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

My coffee rules.

Almost to the point where I don't even drink ANYONE else's coffee. It rarely measures up.
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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659

My immediate response was to edit your post so that "coffee" became "cum." But I'm too mature for that.

The urge is almost killing me though. Either that or the hangover.
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Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

It's a shame you didn't.

I've noticed that just about ANYTHING hippie does is "the greatest"...

Let's review:

BBQ?

check.

Sissy Chalet?

check.

Flood the basement?

check.

Coffee?

check.

Cum?

You'd have to ask Smalltooooon.
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thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

Correct. To me, basement aside, they all rule.

Well, ejaculate...any speculation on its qualities are the opinions Kick Ass and Smalltooooon. I make no claims as to its flavour or consistency. I'll trust you guys are telling the truth.
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