GERT MANSION

Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

Is Tonetripper really a real live person? I'd only know cause I met him... but he sure seems distracted by reality.
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Des · Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject:

How do you know you didn't actually meet my friend Gus?

Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

Simple. There was jizz dripping from his chin.
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thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

Ba dum.

Ouch.

Laughing

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Des · Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 1:48 am Post subject:

You, sir, are grunk.

tonetripper · Gert's gimp Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 1158

Well if you'd stop jerking off about me, especially in front of me I wouldn't have it on my freakin' chin.
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.... and there he was accepting of the nice warm chocolate milk.... mouth open..... cracks in his lips..... it was like heaven

tonetripper · Gert's gimp Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 1158

BTW... The Wave Whisperer sorry about the fucked phone call, but I had to pay for the connection in Germany and it went down and it was too expensive to resume...... In Kolari Finland now north of the Arctic Circle..... Went down to -45 yesterday and the sun comes out from 12:00 to 4:00 in the afternoon..... very fuckin' weird to say the least
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.... and there he was accepting of the nice warm chocolate milk.... mouth open..... cracks in his lips..... it was like heaven

Boltoph · Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:57 am Post subject:

I've got to be honest, the new censors for Tonetripper, Smalltooooon, Kick Ass, and The Wave Whisperer are really killing me.

- Bunny Wingman
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Leaf · Rök Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2210

Some one think of one for Dessorchichez. HURRY.
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Boltoph · Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject:

Whoa! Hey lurkers. Gert Mansion membership numbers have topped 2000, at an all time high! Kinda like my buddy Larry. Well let's get this byotch going?

...and BYOTCH is NOT a misspelling. Damn little red underline

Mr. Green

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tonetripper · Gert's gimp Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 1158

I'm almost with you guys. Four more days and I'll be in the new house. It's been a crazy summer. Been working like a fiend to get this house in gear and trying like mad to deal with mortgage shite.

The new house has an almost 700 square foot separate garage. Needless to say that the studio is going in there. I've settled it with Stacia. No more excuses for why I'm not making music. Waking up the baby. Waking up the wife. Waking up my scrotum. No more excuses. Pics to follow.

Pablo
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.... and there he was accepting of the nice warm chocolate milk.... mouth open..... cracks in his lips..... it was like heaven

thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

Is your scrotum a hard sleeper?
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Des · Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:26 pm Post subject:

Thanks R0b. Now can you mail me a new keyboard? This one has tea in it.

thehipcola · Suck it! Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2964

No keyboards, but how 'bout an organ?

BA DUMb.
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Smalltown Mike · Doodles Joined: 30 Jul 2005 Posts: 2659